Jay Miller
Jay Miller
originally posted by Zachary Ross:
I would just ask them please not to do that.
Mr. Ross, you did a noble deed. I’d be unworthy of the high trust that’s been placed in me if I didn’t do everything within my power to keep our beloved forum at peace with all wine stores.
I’d be only too happy to order some wine, and offer them on behalf of this bored the right hand of good fellowship. And I feel sure they will accept this gesture in the spirit in which it is offered.
But suppose they don’t. A fine thing that’ll be. I hold out my hand and they refuse to accept it. That’ll add a lot to my prestige, won’t it? Me, a WIWP, snubbed by a wine store. Who do they think they are, that they can come here, and make a sap out of me in front of this bored?
Think of it I hold out my hand and those hyenas refuse to accept it. Why, the cheap four flushing swine, they’ll never get away with it I tell you, they’ll never get away with it!