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originally posted by David M. Bueker:
Sorry Joe - Christian variant. I can check with some of my Jewish friends, except that they are all lawyers, so that probably won't help.
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Which prayers are you chanting and why do you imagine this is useful for me?

Have you gone to church to pray or is that too much effort for you?
 
I've got a good prayer about not falling into a crevasse. I used it when ice climbing. Seems like it might help.

As for church, God has better things to do than be cooped up in various buildings. Isn't he/she busy deciding the outcome of American sporting events on Sunday?
 
Are you in direct contact with God? I assume so, or you wouldn't be praying to him.

Do you pray to God about cork closures?

Do you often pray for people you've never met? As far as I know, we've never met.
 
Joe,

I am very sorry to hear this. I have the New York atheist pinko Jewish faith covered. We pray to nobody and expect not to be listened to, but it doesn't stop us. I hope it helps.
 
I'll see Florida Jim's "shit" and raise it a "goddamn". Can't help you with any religious stuff, but you have my best wishes. Good luck.
 
originally posted by David M. Bueker:
Do you often pray for people you've never met? As far as I know, we've never met.
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It's a special boon for wine importers.
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I'd be deeply appreciative if you didn't pray for me.

Is that ok with you?

The best thing you can do for me, in this very personal time, is to not pray for me.

Pray for Brad Kane or someone else who needs salvation.

OK?
 
My thoughts are with you. I absolutely promise to keep you out of my fantasy life and to denounce all self-entitled Endocrinologists from Great Neck.
 
I'll pray for all the people who are attempting to pray for you. May they see the error of their ways.

Would cosmoculture help?

And I reraise Guattery to "fuck."
 
I just received a nice note from a lurker:

Trying to stop people from praying is like trying to stop people from masturbating. It makes them feel better without affecting anybody else. Regardless of the moral worth of the effort of stopping it, the project has no hope of success. Uncomfortable giggling is perhaps the only response to accidentally seeing it occur.

Perhaps this is true, but I really wish Mr. Buecker would limit himself to masturbation and not pray in my name.

Is that too much to ask?
 
I had to pay $12,500.00 for the url.

It was all made possible by a generous grant from the David M. Buecker Prayer Foundation

Does anyone know what the M in David M. Buecker stands for?
 
originally posted by Joe Dressner:
David:

I have a Nigerian priest working for me, but am weak on Jews.
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What am I, chopped liver?

I'm happy to pray for you, as you know, but my next opportunity to ask that you get inscribed in the book of life is September 27th, so make sure the Nigerian priest keeps you going until then. Oh, and while he's at it, can you please ask him to send me the money he promised me in an e-mail?

Thanks!
 
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